ho-mobile

A vehicle used to transport loose women to the locations of their booty calls. Can travel in various directions, even on the same day.

"Hey, Emily, are we taking the ho-mobile down to San Diego or up to Los Angeles this weekend?"
"Actually, Mary, the ho-mobile is traveling to both places. We have a 'layover' in San Diego before heading to Los Angeles."

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mobile ho

Refers to a nasty girl from the trailer park.

Yo, that slut Crystal is such a mobile ho.