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Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.
Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.
Here are two prime examples:
Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water
Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."
Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
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Warm ejaculate on a cold winter's day
Melanie was so cold last night that I had to give her a large load of my hot toddy
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As made famous by the 2010 Usher song "Hot Toddy" featuring Jay-Z and Ester Dean, a "Hot Toddy" is a person with whom you conduct a sexual relationship under the implicit understanding that each participant may be maintaining a separate monogamous sexual relationship with another, all of whom who must remain unaware of this activity.
Tim has sex with Jeff's girlfriend Sarah one or more times without Jeff ever finding out, because Tim and Sarah have an implicit understanding that neither of them will take actions leading to Jeff finding out; Sarah is thereby Tim's Hot Toddy.
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A Hot Toddy is when some gives you a blowjob, but prior to doing so, they ingested something spicy, (like buffalo wings, for example). It hurts really bad, and you usually scream "HOT TODDY!" when it happens. It can also be when someone gives you a handjob after coming into contact with a sensitive-skin irritant, like chili flakes. Sometimes it's an accident, but sometimes they know it'll hurt you and they do it anyway to be a bad person.
Person 1: "Ok ready?"
Person 2: "Yeah go for it. Oh yes. YESSSS... Hey wait a minute.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT TODDY! HOT TODDY! OW! OW! OW! GODDAMMIT RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT NEXT TIME, OR BETTER YET LAY OFF THE BUFFALO WINGS!"
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Defined as a person who considers herself particularly outstanding. Most often referring to a woman who believes she is amazing in bed. Someone who is aloof may be referred to as "hot toddy" or "hotty toddy". A play on the words "hoity-toity" or someone who is too good for the crowd they are with. Referenced in the "Ole Miss Rebel Football Fight Song"
Are you ready?
Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!
This is important because Old Miss football games are characterized by spectators dressing impeccably for games. Unlike most college sporting events; Ole Miss football games do not have shirtless men with lettering on their chests or even shirts for that matter. The games are attended by suit and ties, and Sunday best. Something one would call Hotty Toddy in it's own right.
Hotty Toddy is also the name of a popular alcoholic beverage served hot.
Hot Toddy is the name of a song released in 2010 by R&B superstar Usher featuring Jay-Z, Ciara, and Ester Dean. It speaks of a girl who thinks she is amazing in bed and Usher challenges her to prove it.
Girl: "I bet I could fuck your brains out"
Guy: " Ok Hot Toddy, prove it"
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The act of engaging in anal sex after eating an Indian curry
Hey honey, just finished my jalfrezi, want a hot toddy?
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When a girl vomits on a dick as a result of attempting to deep throat.
"Man, my girlfriend got so drunk last night she gave me a hot toddy."
"We love each other so much we are like penguins and regurg all over each other. Just got a hot toddy, bro."
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