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Hand on shaft - Awkward experience between two non-gay men involving one male's hand ending on another male's shaft.
"Kevin had an HOS experience with his roommate."
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used in e-cheating IM, blog, or email:
Wanna MIRL, OOPS! HOS, Bye!
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Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
ho ho ho, it's christmas!
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The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
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Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!
Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
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A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"
Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."
John: "Ah man that sucks!"
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Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!
Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.
Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.
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