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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
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A sexual position where a partner lies face down performing Cunninglingus, while both hands, at the same time are groping the breasts.
Damn dude, I was like all hungry ghost on her!
Also the act of telling about hungry ghost.
Stand there with both arms raised above the head (like a Boo Ghost), move the fingers around, while making licking and eating faces.
While saying "Damn dude, I was like all hungry ghost on her!"
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pretender - someone who pretends to have some sort of drive in life and aspiration but in actual fact is a straight up loner who seeks solace in strangers who unfortunately also didn't succeed at anything......ever
oh that hungry ghost is trying it on, bless his little casper socks
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The seventh month of the Chinese lunar calendar, when the “Gates of Hell” are open to allow spirits of the dead—those troubled spiritual vagabonds that failed to be reincarnated as another living being—to rejoin the land of the living for a month.
Hungry Ghost Month or Seventh Month believers would faithfully or fearfully offer burnt paper gifts in the form of fake money, branded goods, and electronic devices, or items believed to be desired by the deceased in the afterlife, to the evil spirits roaming their surroundings.