Habib slap

This is the term for slapping your dog against your wife of an arranged marriage and then

t-bagging her to claim your victory

Person 4: your so god damn annoying

Person 1: hey sir I swear if she doesn’t shut it I’ll habib slap her with the dog

Person 2: tag team ?

Person 1: ohhhh it’s on

Person 3: no no don’t I heard her nan say we should take a bath in dettol

Person 5: *screams loudly*