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hacob

jacob is his real name, but he likes to be called hacob. he even tells his teachers to call him hacob. he could also be known as a leech, (because he is one). he is a dumbass. he is allergic to cats and yet he plops one down on his face. but i mean, he's rlly funny and an interesting friend to have. hacobs are usually very book smart, but very, absolutely, street dUMB. he has all a's and is in some of the highest classes and yet he cuts his hair in class and fights girls for wheelie chairs. he appears to be good at call of duty but eventually you will surpass him because he isn't actually that good.

a: whOa is that hacob? what is he doinG?
b: you can never tell with him. he is probably digging his milk drenched wallet out of the trash.

by sP0oDer November 4, 2019

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hacob

A complete retard that likes to fuck the ugliest guys / girls

EW LOOK AT THAT HACOB OVERTHERE

by IcedWaters June 8, 2016

11👍 9👎


hacob

great guy who makes you feel special! sometimes he is a huge simp but he is very wholesome and loving<3. He tends to say negatives things about himself (just sometimes).you can talk to him about your feelings and he will undertsand. He looks very handsome and hot. His personality is great he is funny, kind, understanding, sometimes shy and so on. When someone is rude to his friends he will defend them. He loves playing games like valorant or other games.

person 1: who is that guy ???
person 2: he is hacob

person 1: I am jealous of him

by hellorheaven August 9, 2021


hacob

great guy who makes you feel special! sometimes he is a huge simp but he is very wholesome and loving<3. He tends to say negatives things about himself (just sometimes).you can talk to him about your feelings and he will undertsand. He looks very handsome and hot. His personality is great he is funny, kind, understanding, sometimes shy and so on. When someone is rude to his friends he will defend them. He loves playing games like valorant or other games.

person 1: who is that guy ???
person 2: he is hacob

person 1: I am jealous of him

by hellorheaven August 9, 2021