Hail bays

The dyslexic version of hay bails that my brain came up with.

You- Oh look at those hail bays!!!
Person- You mean hay bails...?
You- Leave me and my dyslexia be...

hailing bay

Bailing hay in lingerie.

"Damn Hannah, let's go hailing bay this weekend." "I'll meet you at my farm, 8pm"