Hairy Carry

A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.

Your mom's vagina must be huge, because I was actually able to pull off a Hairy Carry.

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long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

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