hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

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Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat wallet

A hairy vagina, commonly mistaken with women whom either have or have had the meat sweats.

"Hey Jasmyn do you have a hairy meat wallet?"
"No I just have the meat sweats"

old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

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