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Hairy Palms

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

by urbandictionary.com@mcrae.ca December 3, 2006

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Hairy Palms

...Your typing with them....you make me sick!

Stop jerking off you'll end up with hairy palms.

by 13 March 26, 2003

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Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

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hairy palms

all Wookies

Chewbacca's got hairy palms!

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

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hairy palm

masturbating, or used to describe a very sexy woman

ducked home for a shower and a hairy palm.

look at that! she's the fuckin hairy palm....

by lero August 1, 2004

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hairy palm delusionalist

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!

that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

by brizzle lover February 26, 2010

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