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A hairy dick... It's self explanatory
Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory
What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy
Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.
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When you go through puberty and grow hair on your penis
Brendan: I got a hairy dick!
Joey: just don’t show us your penis again, god…
Jett: do you have more hair on your balls than the lunch lady’s do on their face?
When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.
Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!
a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick
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A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"