halberd

A polearm resembling a long-handled axe, the halberd also features a spike sprouting from the end of the haft that can be used as a spear, and a hook opposite the axe-head that was used to pull mounted knights from their horses.

The King's guards crossed their halberds across the door to the throne room, denying the messenger entry.

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Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

Spam halberd

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

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