half & half

When a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time fucking you.

A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.

"So whatcha want honey: some head, sex, or half & half?"

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Half, Half and Half

A coffee made primarily of sugar and milk, used more or less by people who don't actually like the taste of coffee to appear to like coffee itself. It is a play on the term 'Half and Half'

John: I went out and got a coffee before work.
Andy: You mean that Half, Half and Half shit you drink?
John: I only drink it for the taste.

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Half & Half

Mixing your sperm with someones milk.

When at a party or staying as a house guest, turn the host's milk into Half & Half. while no one is looking steal the milk out of the fridge, ejaculate into it, shake it up then place it back in the fridge.

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half and half and half

A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.

Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.

Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.

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Half and half

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex.

That was a cheap trick, he gave me fifty for a half and half.

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half in half

getting head and vag sex for one price

that ho said: "10 bucks for head... 15 for half-in-half"

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half and half

A dairy product used to dilute coffee.

"I didn't want 2%, I wanted half and half."

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