half a stick

a term used to describe a small quantity, distance, time, or any other measurable thing.

I'm almost at your house, I'm about half a stick away.

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Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

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