half shot

Half shot is waking up after a long night of drinking, still drunk.

“I woke up this morning still half shot!”

Half shot in the ass

Adj. (1) phrase describing a drunk person. Canadians sometimes say "half in the bag." Those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, "Half shot in the ass."

"You were half shot in the ass so you probably don't remember shitting in that old man's fish bowl... poor goldfish"

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Half court shot

When a man pulls out and without moving forward still gets his cum on a woman's face.

If I knew you would be so mad about the half court shot I was have just given you a cream-pie

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