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the day I get away with scaring little kids.
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celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.
im dressing up as a farmer for halloween. im so cool.
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a kick ass holiday for two reasons:
(1) its the only day of the year you can dress up and demand candy from people you dont know
(2) It's Frank Iero's birtday.
(1) Kid: Give me candy! It's Halloween
Random Person: *hands kid snickers*
(2) Frank is awesome. You love him. you know you do.
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The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.
Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
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Pagen holiday for celebration of nature and spirits/energy that Catholic's adapted and renamed "Eve of All Saint's Day" or "Hallowed Eve" (becoming "Halloween"). On this day - October 31st - people are encouraged to dress up and "trick ot treat" to fool the spirits that roam the earth.
Halloween is my favorite holiday.
I'm going to dress-up as a cat or Madonna for Halloween.
Are you going to the Halloween party at Karen's house?
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1. A celebration in which little kids dress up and get stuff.
2. A series of movies where anyone who has sex dies.
1. The little kids happily celebrated Halloween.
2. Me and my boyfriend were nervous about having sex after seeing Halloween.
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