halo dream

A horrible condition that is the result of copious amounts of Halo 3. The tell tale scenarios of a Halo dream include but are not limited to: sniping rampages, grenade sprees, and riding on ghosts, banshees or mongooses while shooting aliens or people. The only cure for a Halo dream is sleeping with women. Doing so will override the infected brain and render it useful once more, however for most Halo 3 players this is easier said than done.

Friend 1: Dude I think we need to find something else to do today...I had another Halo dream...that makes 5 this week.

Friend 2: Yeah ur right...we should go to the bar instead.

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