Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

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Ham/Clam Ratio

The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.

Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.

Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.

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Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

clam ham

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

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Slam Clam Ham

When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.

Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder

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Slam the ham against the clam

Love making minus the love.

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.