Ham Fiend

Someone who is always craving ham, to the point when they stop in the middle of a sentence and say "I have a craving for ham". Also these people use it to break the ice of a conversation, beginning the chat with something about how much they want ham.

Sorcha: (opening door) "Hey, Remy, how you doing?"

Remy: (walking straight past Sorcha, straight to the fridge) "Have you got any ham?"

Sorcha: "Woah, Remy, you're such a Ham Fiend"

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