Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.

After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.

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Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham

Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!

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finger ham

A delicious snack to have after school.

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?

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