Hamimi

Slang term for a very small penis

When Big John removed his shorts in the locker room, his friends were shocked to see that Big John had a Hamimi.

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On December 4th, 2023 at 9:14 PM, Morgo had accidentally invented a phrase that would change the world.

While typing “you hate me,” Morgo had accidentally typed “you hamimi” before it was too late.

This was the first of many uses of this new word.

Over time, the meaning had devolved to just “hamimi.”
Alternatively, “ham,” “hami,” and “hamimi” mean the same thing.

Morgo has now dedicated a spam account to the phrase “hamimi.”
To this day, Morgo still uses it on a frequent basis, indoctrinating their partner, Dion, into the slang.

Dion: “I work on Saturday”

Morgo: “Hamimi”