Hampton Beach

Hampton Beach is a small trashy beach on the coast of New Hampshire. Known for its boardwalk shops which supply ninja stars and drug paraphernalia to the 12 year old punks who roam O Street. The scenery includes: cigarettes, pregnant girls smoking cigs with their skinny shirtless boyfriends and one mile of 0 mph traffic. People who actually live in Hampton take the beach for what it really is; however, Massachusetts's residents think it is God's gift to the world.

Where do you live?

Hampton, Nh.

OMG i love hampton beach!
dude that's the shittiest beach on the seacoast.

I really need a new bong and wanna work on my tan.

Let's go to Hampton Beach!

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Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."