A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment
Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.
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29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-
'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'
On April 13th, it is a day where anyone can hold hands with whomever they would like.
Hey, today is national hold hands day
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on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend
itβs national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her
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september 27 is national hold hands day soooo yea thatβs gonna be lit
omg did you know today is national hold hands day
no omg
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On May 1st you can hold hands with anyone one you would like and can be anyone your mom, your dad , boyfriend , girlfriend , friends, and dogs
Hey girl itβs national hold hands day letβs go !
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On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say βHappy National Hold Hands Day!
βItβs National Hold Hands Day!β