Hand Driver

A classer word for Jacking off.

Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.

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Screw Driver Hands

The feeling you get after prolonged screw driver use—the blistering soreness in the palm of your hands that makes you want to drown them in an ice bath.

Man, I've got some serious screw driver hands after putting up those mini blinds!

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Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.

Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands