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The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.
Damn it Vance! Did you have to hand fart me during my beauty slumber!!!!
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A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!
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The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.
"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"
"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."
"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."
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The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
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(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands
I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.
A genetic affliction causing one's hand to constantly smell like farts (gas). Frequently chosen over "baby hand" in games of "would you rather?"
You can't mask that fart hand with lotion or perfume.
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When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.
I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.
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