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Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.
Hand Pussy: "The only pussy that cant say no"
John fucks his hands.
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a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable
hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands
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Hand grenade pussy is pussy that looks and/or feels like someone let a hand grenade off in that bitch.
"Was that one girl's pussy good?"
"Hell no, man that bitch had some hand grenade pussy!"
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The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.
Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.
Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!
Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!
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The hand used to touch, rub, finger, pet etc. The female pussy.
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What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.
Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.