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The act of using one's significant other's hand (while they're sleeping) to jack off.
Holy shit! My boyfriend hand raped me!
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The act of someone either shaking your had or giving you change froma store where they purpously go out of their way to moleste, as if fingering you, the palm of your had. A rather creepy and violated feeling.
Sue: I met Tim at the party the other night and when he shook my hand he sorta finger fucked my palm
Jen: Oh my you were hand raped
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Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.
Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?
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vb when greeting another person, the one person holds out his/her hand and the other person sticks his/her finger into the other person's hand as if they're fingering your hand.
Daneal and Divan greet each other every day, but every time Divan holds out his hand, Daneal "fingers" his hand instead of shaking it. Divan: "Don't hand/finger rape, me, man!"
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when a single bachelor owns cats, plays with said cats, and then has scratches on arms and hands and looks like a freak of nature.
Coworker: Dude, what did you get into this weekend? What's with your rape hands, you sketch ball.
DudewithRapeHands: Oh, I just hung out, played with my cats and worked on some C+ programming.
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when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.
I was just hand raped. Help me