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When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.
"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."
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Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.
"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.
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When you have to shit so bad, you can't move
Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped
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To take a crap in the handicapped stall
I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.
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The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.
I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.
Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.
I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.
1. Using your disability to gain favor.
2. Shitting yourself due to your disability.
1. Don’t come at me with your handicrap.
2. Uh-oh, I think I’m about to handicrap myself.