Handus

The great hand that contains a single eye in the middle. The lord of all hands

Oh lord Handus we worship the! Accept thy cheese and thy oolith!

Handus Kokolitus

Medical term for a person being a wanker

Joe: "You know I reckon Phil did that deliberately, he knew I wanted that car part!"

Greg: "Don't worry dude, Phil suffers from a terminal case of Handus Kokolitus"