Hanging Bush

When your boss finds an amazon listing that contains a non-existing sexual innuendo. And asks you to make an urban dictionary entry for it.

Frank saw a listing for a fake pothos on Amazon, and now (instead of working) I'm hanging bush.

hanging a bush poo

Chucking a shit in the bush.

“Tony! We’re are ya mate?!”
“I’m over here hanging a bush poo”