Haole Woo Girl

A jet setting girl who visits Hawai’i and has one too many mai-tais. She can be seen in a bikini screaming “Woo” on white sandy beaches. Entranced by the Hawaiian “Haole Woo Girl” life she decides to entrance future “Haole Woo Girls” from abroad into her luxurious clan serving mai-tai’s and selling the Hawaiian properties.

“Kirsten you’re not “wooing” loud enough! Have another mai-tai we just sold a house to a haole woo girl. Yay!”