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Happy Birthday to anyone who's bored enough to look up happy birthday on their birthday...
Birthday girl: I'm so bored, I'm gonna look up happy birthday on urban dictionary.
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9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!
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A wish you give to someone you want to wish someone to enjoy the day of their birth, and celebrate another year of life.
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happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of crap to you.
Should be said with enthusiasm.
person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:Happy Birthday
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1. A song sung on someone's birthday.
2. The act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or passed out; singing the happy birthday song.
My cousin was passed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!
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It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.
Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*
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When someone says happy birthday and it is not your birthday then that means they got cake or want to give you cake. (Not the dessert kind....)
"Thanks for the cake but it's not my birthday...."
"Happy Birthday ;)"
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