hard gas

The result of creating a suprise accident in the pantal area when operating under the assumption that a humorus fart would be forthcoming.

Jim really stunned the guy's when an innocent "fart on your friend", joke went horribly awry and he had hard gas.

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Hard gas

When a person assumes that a feeling in the bowels is the harbinger for a fart but upon relieving oneself of the sensation, feces is produced.

Boy, I thought I had a fart, but ended up shitting myself,classic case of hard gas!

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