Hardcore Burt

Hardcore Burt is the alter-ego of Bert from Sesame Street. After being dumped by Ernie, Burt adopted the Hardcore lifestyle and is now dating Bernie.
Hardcore Burt plays guitar and is a vegetarian.
He enjoys listening to his best mates bands, Front Counter and October Powder and gets aggravated when Ernie loses his gag balls and whips.

"OMG I was on October Powders myspace and saw this guy, Hardcore Burt! He is so totally hot!"

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