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A common misspelling and mispronounciation of the Japanese method of ritual suicide (seppuku) known as Hara-Kiri, meaning to cut or slice the stomach or abdomen.
It was part of the (Samurai) code of honour (Bushido) and practiced amongst the warrior class.
The disgraced commander was ordered to commit hara-kiri for his actions.
Poiter: I'm so depressed I could commit hari-kari.
Jimbo: Isn't that an Indian restaurant?
Poiter: Oh yeah, I meant Hara-kiri.
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1. To commit suicide, especially by dispatching one's self with a blade.
2. To "off" ones self in a passionate fit of rage.
3. An intentional act of self-destruction.
Listening to Kelly Osbourne's singing was like hearing the screams of a thousand vietcong POWs simultaneously having their eyes gouged out with dull wooden cooking spoons while having their testicles smashed flat with hammers; It's enough to make even the most mentally stong person want to commit hari-kari.
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To impale one's self through the stomach, next to the spine, and to finish by pulling the blade through your side, therefore cutting off your main "chi" or energy channel. The purpose of which is to kill yourself with no hope of surviving.
See "Chi".
Derek commited hari-kari.
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You were listening to Chris Brown and you had no f***ing idea what this ment so you decided to look it up.
And them suiside doors
Hari Kari
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To commit suicide using a blade to stab oneself in the stomach. This was practiced in many japanise cultures including bushido.
"you have no honor."
"then i must regain it."
Honorless man then commits suicide (hari kari)
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Hari Kari is the Norwegian version of the ever so famous Hara-kiri, mostly practised in Japanese regions.
Hari Kari is practised with a cheese slicer, or preferably a binder (both are Norwegian inventions). You stick the device in your stomach to commit suicide when you are tired of all the polar bears running around in the streets, and wearing woolen socks in the winter. When using binders, be sure to poke around thouroughly as it might take some time if you poke only once. For cheese slicer users, slice several times.
Ola Nordmann ran into so many polar bears, that he on day decided to commit Hari Kari on the spot.
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When the final quarter to a half inch of a stick of deodorant opts for an honorable death by plunging to the floor while attempt to apply it.
I was late for work this morning because my final deodorant stick decided to commit deodorant hari-kari and I needed to stop at the store to pick up another one.