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Harold Hoppy-kins

A small mammal about 5ft in height. It has a very round head and dodgy hair cut. Normally found to be supporting a bad football team. Has tendencies to lie, like a lot, he's like pinocchio but nothing grows ever! It also likes to bully Aaqil with bad jokes. When laughing he sounds like he's hyperventilating.

Person 1: "omg I think I just saw a Harold Hoppy-kins!"
Person 2: "How did you know?"
Person 1: "He asked what book he should buy Aaqil. As usual no one answered and gave af. He then went to say Aaqil a mockingbird. And started doing his hyperventilating laughing"
Person 2: "That definitely sounds like a Harold Hoppy-kins"

by Latte Chicken June 2, 2023