Harris Lowe

Harris Lowe an always beautiful man, who is the peak of mankind, and is in his prime even when he is 80; he has the sexiest and most defined of bodies even comparable to Giga chads with 10 heads, his feat are so moist and Shlurpable , he can slide on the ground like he is wearing lelly kellys, He is the one and only SIGMA male this world needs. His blond curtains have curtains for his curtains, they define his razor like jawline significantly more than it already is, his Canada Goose is his foreskin itself and the fur is his pubes. Immaculate.

Sam-OMG have you seen that Harris Lowe of a man?
Jake-oh my lord i have he is so fit
david- *Nuts in NNN*

Harris Lowe

The type of man that sweeps you up off your feet with his golden curtains being amplified by the glistening sunlight as it sways in the wind, tends to wear a Canada goose coat even in summer because he just doesn't care and is wearing his neon 95s if you get them dirty though they wont find your body for a week. Harris Lowes are men whose jawline becomes more defined by the day quickly rising to the spot of Number 1 Hotty in the world, his sigma male energy explodes off of him like blowing up someone's Minecraft house. He oils his 6 pack so that it glistens and so that no one can touch it for free as their hands slide off with the power of zeuses oil. The only way you will get to be close to a Harris Lowe is being ginger and called Hannah Mcnee and swooning him with immense interest and c h a r m.

Sam: Have you seen that hotty of a man he's DEFINATELY a Harris Lowe
David: OMG he makes me feel like the only man in the world when he looks into my eyes
Jake: *nuts all over his Canada goose*