Harrogate Pineapple

A Harrogate Pineapple is an indescribably twisted sexual practice offered as a special service in the darkened backrooms of some of the most refined and elegant-seeming tea-rooms of North Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Could I order a pot of Darjeeling, a tray of small cakes, and... er... the Harrogate Pineapple?"

"I'm sorry sir, this is not that sort of establishment. Please leave, before I have to call the Army"