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Harry's wand

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

by Hypertronix January 6, 2017


harry potter wand

Magical, like the unicorns in the sky...

Harry Potter Wand is magical, I turned into a frog because of it.

by Put a Banana in your ear December 27, 2016