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To have one’s goal being awarded to another player, who claimed that the ball touched him before going into the net—named after selfish Harry Kane whose sore loser’s behavior was worse than that of a caned child.
Spurs manager appealed to the Premier League panel members for Christian’s goal to be harry kaned to Edward, who sweared on his daughter’s life for touching the ball—a granted wish would increase Edward’s chances of being the season’s top scorer.
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The best English Striker of all time
Harry Kane had just scored a screamer!
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An English striker who plays for Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur. In his breakout season (14/15) he scored 21 league goals and 30 total in all competitions which was enough for him to be awarded the PFA Young player of the Year award, and last season he won the Premier League 'golden boot', with 25 league goals scored, as well as scoring a total of 32 goals in all competitions.
He has also played 17 times for the England national team, scoring 5 goals.
'He's One Of Our Own,
He's One Of Our Oooown,
Harry Kane,
He's One Of Our Own!'
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To turn up somewhere uninvited and proceed to ruin the night for everyone.
I never invited him, he just Harry Kaned his way in.
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The Harry Kane Curse is associated to Bayern Munich's Harry Kane, previously Tottenham Hotspurs own, before he got traded after 19 years with the Spurs. The Harry Kane Curse is what it's called since the Spurs failed to win the league for 19 years whilst Kane was on the team. Also, since he played for England, he is known for bottling England's progression to later stages in various competitions.
Person 1: Yo, Tottenham are first in the league now since Kane left!
Person 2: So The Harry Kane Curse is real after all...
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The act of Jizzing on somebody's walking stick.
The crippled woman down the road likes her husband to give her a Harry Kane.
"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"
The ultimate runner-up
Biggest bottle job in football
Harry Kane in his 30s has less trophies than a 17 year old.
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.
Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have
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