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Harry Maguire

A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.

Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."

by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020

180πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Harry Maguire

One of the greatest defenders in football history.

To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius

Interviewer: Who’s better Maguire or Maldini?

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: β€œ I’ll go for Maguire”
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: β€œ He’s simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability β€œ

by Amazing 1356 October 15, 2022

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Harry Maguire

An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.

Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.

Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.

by whyyoutrippin March 14, 2022

85πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Harry maguire

A fridge/freezer, a harry maguire is often known for his shit defending. Harry Maguire's are also not very fond of Greek culture

God hes so wank at football, must be a harry maguire!

by LΓͺ Masturbator August 26, 2020

78πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Harry Maguire

the true example of a g.o.a.t. in soccer he is truly the king and his defense is so terrifying even a wall cant be better

β‚œβ‚•α΅’β‚› α΅’β‚› ₐ β±Όβ‚’β‚–β‚‘

Bob: hey! have you seen the man united game?
Fred: No, what happened?
Bob: Harry Maguire(best player of all time) preformed so good he got sent off!
Fred: No way!
Bob: he also made an own goal!!
That's so insane!

by alphexphyscho June 18, 2022

23πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Harry Maguire

A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator

Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge

by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Harry Maguire

NO LOOK DEFENDING LMAOOO

Harry Maguire's defending is the worst in the Premier League, even worse than Phil Jones'.

by ucfl March 22, 2022

26πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž