When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"
Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling βNo Hagrid, NO!
Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "heβs a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.
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