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The correct way to spell the last name.
My last name is Hartmann, not Hartman.
The word used to describe the action of a son striking his mother with a swift cross to the jaw.
Tom was choking out his little brother Tyler for eating all the chocolates from the Advent calendar on December 1st and for clogging up the toilet with a beast of a shit, and his mother Denise saw what was going on and started yelling at Tom in a raspy smokers voice, and threatened to take his car away, this did not make Tom happy so he threw her the ole Hartmann Hook, bringing her to her rightful place (on her knees.)
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“The Emperor,” The God, The Man Who Shows No Mercy To His Enemy. His Greatest Gift Is Hatred To Humanity
Emperor Hartmann dismantled his highest Kommander with no mercy.
a very creative german joke (totally) "fixie hartmann" which sounds similar to "fick sie hart mann" translates into: "fuck her hard dude" it's an overused joke and is often used in german tiktoks about school and subsitute teachers
classmate 1: *writes the name fixie hartmann into the atendance list*
substitute: is fixie hartmann here?
Erich Hartmann, ie- BIG WATER!!!!!!. He is the envy of all men and the necessity of all women.
Jesus wishes he was like Erich Hartmann
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Lina hartmann is the coolest person in the world
What is your name?
Lina Hartmann