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To be two-faced or to be really shady.
A: Wow what a slut...
B: Wait, isn't that your friend?
A: Yeah...
B: Jeez you are harvey dent as fudge
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Born of alcohol, The Dark Knight, marriage and sexual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. Perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of...
bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.
Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....
Some guy -iMy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have sex last night. Not wanting to inconvenience her, I decided to wait until later that night and settle for The Harvey Dent instead./i
Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I
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the byproduct of an electric razor or beard trimmer losing its battery power when one is only half way finished trimming their pubes. The finished product, where one half is neatly shaven and the other half is full of thick or coarse hair, looks like Harvey Dent's in the movie Batman after burning half of his face; gaining the appropriate name 'Two Face'
Guy # 1- "Dude, I was doing some 'manscaping' *trimming my pubes* and my electric razor battery died right when I had finished my left side. (Guy #1 then proceeds to show Guy # 2 his pubic region)
Guy #2- "Holy Shit! It looks like Harvey Dent after he became Two Face in Batman."
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When a guy comes in his hand and wipes the cum evenly only on the left side of a girl's face, replicating the Two-Face effect of Harvey Dent.
"I had to pull out since I didn't have a condom, but it was all cool because I did a Harvey Dent all over her face."
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The horribly grotesque dents visible on a person's, usually a female's, thighs when they wear shorts that are way too short. Commonly refered to as cottage cheese thighs.
Guy 1: Yo man check that bitch out, she fiiine.
Guy 2: Dude, no, she's got some serious Harvey Dents.
Guy 1: I don't mind.
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Sending a Harvey Dent Selfie cos the other half of your face is fucked.
Harvey "Two-Face" Dent is a fictional supervillain that appears in comic books published by DC Comics, and is an enemy of Batman.
Harvey Dent was once a clean-cut district attorney of Gotham City and an ally of Batman. However, he goes insane after mob boss Sal Maroni throws acid at him during a trial, hideously scarring the left side of his face. He adopts the "Two-Face" persona.
"She always takes a Harvey Dent Selfies to make herself look hotter"
A person who has been burned by a come-back so bad that they will forever be burned on half of their face.
Person one: "Hey you have a lot of time on your hands if you can come up with stuff to put on urban dictionary."
Person two: "Well you have a lot of ugly on your face!"
Third person: "DAMN, YOU JUST GOT HARVEY DENT FACED! BURN!"
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