Harvey Hardy

The act of having an unwelcomed erection towards a stranger who has nothing to do with you and wants nothing to do with you. This also includes unwanted eye contact and attention causing a distraction towards the other person or persons.

1. Samantha's husband has the tendency to have a Harvey Hardy when sees high schoolers play tennis in the park.

2. I can't walk down a single aisle at Whole Foods without encountering a Harvey Hardy lurking in every corner.