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When you smoke hash on wednesday.
"Its Wednesday, so let's smoke some hash." Hash Wednesday. I am catholic and I also acknowledge Ash Wednesday.
An event much like the holy Christian day of prayer and fasting. However, Hash Wednesday commands that those who partake must get baked to fuck and eat a copious amount of food.
It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.
Dave: 'Alan, are you ready for Hash Wednesday?'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'
When you smoke a joint on Ash Wednesday and draw a cross on your forehead with the ashes.
Bob: "I didn't know you were Catholic Jim"
Jim: "I'm not it's Hash Wednesday"
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