Hashtard

adjective \hash-tard\
a. used to describe a person who has forgotten that they are posting on Facebook rather than Twitter and have used hash-tags in their post.

b. a person who intentionally uses hash tags in their posts on Facebook in an attempt to look cool or clever.

Hey hashtards, your hash tags don't work on Facebook.

Dear hashtards,
This is Facebook. Please refrain from using hash tags here as they do not work.
Sincerely,
Annoyed Facebook user

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Hashtard

Someone who uses a shit ton of unnecessary and overly specific hashtags, especially on Facebook. Often trying to make a photo funny, rather than organizing conversations. Please refer to www.howtohashtag.com on the proper usage of what was once known as the pound sign.

You are a hashtard if you use hashtags like this: #cvsfiatdavidbowievhinagirlewwaderill or #sittingrightnexttoyoueww

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