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A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.
That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.
A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.
A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"