throwed hat

An above average hat that is worn to parties that makes the night so much better; exclusions to the rule include but are not limited to 59/50 hats, hats worn sideways, and any other hat that would tempt somebody to call you a douche or tool.

Dude, check out this hat I just bought, is it not a throwed hat!

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Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.

p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!