hatchling

A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!

Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.

"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."

"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."

"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"

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ass-hatchling

Donald J. Trump, as described by author Harry Widdifield

And or

Something grotesque that hatches from an ass-egg

Donald J. Trump is America's greatest ass-hatchling.

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ass-hatchling

Donald Trump, as colorfully described by Harry Widdifield #widdifield2020

Oh look, the ass-hatchling in the Oval Office ordered a golden shower again.

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